Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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