What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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