Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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