I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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