I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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