I seem to have left my pride at pride
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
we should paint friendship bongs
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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