I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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