hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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