Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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