Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Randomize
