dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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