White coat. Heels.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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