Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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