Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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