I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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