sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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