I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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