You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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