is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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