I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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