Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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