Non-Jews are for practice
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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