great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
