i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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