I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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