I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
