I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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