Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
