So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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