they need to just BURY HIM!
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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