so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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