is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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