i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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