So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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