There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just want to make out with him forever
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