Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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