We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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