Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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