On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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