Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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