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Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I need moral support for this bender
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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