I'm really into asian looking animals
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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