lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Semen is not good for contacts.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Two words: nipple clamps
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