YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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