can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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