What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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