Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
