it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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