butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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