i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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